Jonathanthemime

Ok, did you know that Jonathan studied mime? Well, he did. He said he studied with some guy who studied with Marcel Marceau. So, sometimes, when we were all decked out, dressed up, looking sharp and cool at the same time, at some fancy gig somewhere, he would do this thing. He would hike up his pants, pull the waistband of his pants up to somewhere around his nipples, practically giving himself a wedgie, push his hat way back on his head and slouch, thrusting his belly and hips forward and letting his arms go slack and dangle loosely at his sides. Then with a stupid grin on his face, he would dance around like that. Made everyone kind of instinctively want to move away from him. I liked it though. Luckily, he only did it for short periods of time because, you know, after a while it was kind of scary. Because he could almost convince you that he was that goofy guy who used to wait for the bus with you.